Phone bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad : People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum : Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son : Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid : So what is the problem? We all use the telephone at our work place.